The Fleshlight is the hottest new sex toy for men. Not content to build yet another uncomfortable plastic hole to fuck, the Fleshlight company produced a series of fleshy inserts in a variety of styles and with a variety of inner textures. You can choose a vagina, rectum, mouth, or non-descript slot. The tunnels can be smooth, ribbed, tight, supertight, and more. At the other end is a cap that you have to remove after you've shot your sperm into the tunnel.

The company won't say what the inserts are made of (company secret!), but they feel a lot like cyberskin, that realistic-feeling material that approximates the feeling of a vagina. You can go to the website to see a video on how to use the Fleshlight (minus the actual penetration, though).

I tested the smooth one with the mouth on the outside. Although the material has an industrial smell, the lips are quite realistic and kissable, with a liplike texture. If you need to bone up on your kissing skills, consider this toy a functional partner.

I lubed up my hard penis and inserted it into the mouth. The opening is only about a quarter inch in diameter, so it offered me a good fit. The sensation was much more like that of a vagina, of course, since there was no tongue and none of the familiar mouth suction that my girlfriend gives me. It hugged me the way a woman's orifice would. Perhaps the company will add a tongue to its mouth models someday?

The only major problem I experienced was the sheer bulk of the Fleshlight. My thighs and balls kept bumping into the plastic case. Some men avoid this by lying on their backs and pumping upward into it. Others put it between the mattresses of their beds and pump into it that way. I found this latter method to be workable, despite my thighs bumping into it.

Cleaning up afterward can be involved. When I unscrewed the cap at the bottom, there was a nice wad of cum to clean up. The directions say to wash the toy with warm water and let it dry.

Overall, the Fleshlight was a good sex toy to use. The mouth is largely for cosmetic purposes, of course.

This is an amazing alternative to those lonely Friday nights with the remote in your hand!