This is an enormous vibrator that seems to have been thought up by a teenage boy with a very naive understanding of how a woman’s vagina works. On the front of the box you’ll find a woman who looks like she came straight out of a Motley Crue video in her sexy spandex outfit, standing next to the logo “It doesn’t give out before you!” which proudly presents the option to either use batteries or plug into the wall. Personally, I love anything that plugs into walls because yes, while it is a very bulky and rather clunky approach to this new age of smaller-than-handheld vibrators, having to scramble for remote control batteries just to finish what you started is enough to make any grown woman shed a tear. You still have the option to use batteries (though I could not get the damned thing to pop open, I am almost positive that it is the standard 3 AA) with a removable plug that works much like a cell phone charger as it stretches far to reach any outlet near your bed and can easily be taken out at any time.

Unfortunately, the Electric Connection is more electric than connective. With a head that does not rotate but instead pumps back and forth from the main rod, it’s not even close to the reality of a penis, but more like a jackhammer. Vibration options are either low or high while pumping options are slow or fast. Using this vibrator may just very well remind you of how awkward your first sexual experience may have been, except it vibrates and pumps so erratically that you’ll feel a party going on in your uterus. It comes with a removable rubber slip-on that gets very easily dirty, and cleaning it will deem even more of a hassle as the rubber that is scrunched between the head tip and the body of the product is full of creases and folds that are filled areas which are difficult to clean.

In case there was any doubt that I just wasn't using it right, or maybe I just wasn't getting the full experience, I used this product multiple times. I even used it once more before submitting this review just in case I could find something better to say about it! I tried this vibrator in a multitude of ways, thinking that maybe it would work better for clit stimulation and this seemed to have a slightly better outcome after a few tries. If you are just looking for a nice hard and fast stimulation for your clitoral area, this toy just may satisfy you immediately, though loud and obnoxious it may be. For dildo usage, though, it’s an overwhelming product that will make you feel clumsy and uncomfortable throughout the whole experience.

There is no pleasing way to use this inside of yourself as it basically feels like a metal rod covered in rubber which is much too rough and overbearing, even for those who like it a little more wild. It’s an outdated model that just could not stand the test of time as over the years toys have become more enhanced and developed for women’s specific needs. It is the dinosaur in a land of rabbits and dolphins, and I do not recommend it to anyone who would like to keep their vaginal area in stable condition. If you are just looking for a vibration on the outer parts of the vagina, however, this may be just what you are looking for.

-- LP